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Friday, March 17

If wishes were fishes

Two Irishmen are adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of the men stumbles across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubs the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a genie does indeed come forth. This particular genie, however, states that he can only deliver one wish, not the standard three.

Instantly the rubber of the lamp exclaims: "Make the Entire Ocean into Beer!"

With a deafening crash the genie claps his hands, and it was so: the entire sea, turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortal men (or mortal women, for that matter). And with that, the genie vanishes, leaving only the gentle lapping of beer against the hull of the boat.

Silence. Finally, after a long while:

"Nice going. Now we're going to have to piss in the boat."


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