Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Saturday, March 25

Kids and Murphy's law

  • The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning.
  • For a child to become clean, something else must become dirty.
  • Toys multiply to fill any space available.
  • The longer it takes you to make a meal, the less your child will like it.
  • Yours is always the only child who doesn't behave.
  • If the shoe fits ... it will be expensive.
  • The surest way to get something done is to tell a child not to do it.
  • The gooier the food, the more likely it is to end up on the carpet.
  • Backing the car out of the driveway causes your child to have to go to the bathroom.
  • The more challenging the child, the more rewarding it is to be a parent ... sometimes.


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