Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Saturday, March 11

Life before the computer

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out!

Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!

Log on was adding wood to a fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!

Cut - you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead!

2 Comments:

Blogger The Light-House. said...

Thought provoking.What do u wish to say about crashing/signing off?

7:59 PM  
Blogger Tenebris said...

Hmm ...

Crashing was done with an automobile
Too frequently, then as now
And when Lou or the Shadow or Groucho signed off
You waited eagerly for next week's show.

8:46 PM  

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