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Sunday, March 5

Logic

The teacher was explaining to the little girl that it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human, because even though a whale is a very large animal, its throat is very small. The girl re-affirmed that Jonah had been swallowed by a whale, adding: "When I get to heaven, I will ask him."

Asked the teacher: "What if Jonah went to hell?"

"Then you ask him."

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