Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Friday, March 24

No time like the present

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

The man says, "I do, Father."

"Then go stand over there against the wall." Then the priest asks the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

"Certainly, Father," replies the man.

"Then go stand over there against the wall." Then Father Murphy walked up to the third man and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

"No, Father, I don't."

The priest is startled: "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"

"Oh," says the third man, relieved, "when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."

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