Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Tuesday, March 14

Peace of mind

An elderly woman, during her medical appointment, asked her doctor to prescribe her some birth control pills. Taken aback, the doctor thinks for a moment and then says, as tactfully as he can: "Excuse me, but you are 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?"

Responds the woman: "They help me sleep better."

"How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?"

"I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice, and I sleep better at night."


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