Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Wednesday, March 15

Ten signs you have chosen a no frills airline

  • You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change.
  • Before you take off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.
  • The captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for fuel.
  • When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.
  • The captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.
  • You ask the captain how often this company's airplanes crash and he says, "Just once."
  • No in-flight movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.
  • You see a man with a gun, but he is demanding to be let off the plane.
  • All the airplanes have both a bathroom and a chapel.


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