Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Monday, March 27

Things we would like to see on company motivational posters

  • If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
  • Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
  • Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.
  • A person who smiles in the face of adversity ... probably has a scapegoat.
  • If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos ... then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
  • Your job is still better than asking "You want fries with that?"
  • If at first you don't succeed -- try management.
  • Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
  • Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.


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