Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Tuesday, March 28

Toned

One morning while making breakfast, a man pinched his wife on her butt, saying: "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of your girdle." But she held her tongue, and said nothing.

The next morning, the man woke his wife with a light pinch on her breast, saying: "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."

She was done with holding her tongue. Instead she rolled over and grabbed him in a rather sensitive spot: "You know, if you could firm this up, we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the poolboy, your brother ..."

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