Smile of the Day

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Monday, March 20

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A guy tries to book a two-week cruise for himself and his girlfriend, but the destination and cruise line they are looking for are all sold out for the days (and cost) he can manage. However, the travel agent can get the two of them on a three-day cruise, and promises to keep searching for cancellations right up until departure day. The guy agrees, and goes to the pharmacy to buy three Dramamine (a queasiness medication) and three condoms.

Next day, the travel agent calls back: good news, he can now get them a five-day cruise. The guy agrees, and returns to the same pharmacy to purchase two more Dramamine and two more condoms.

The following day, one day before departure, the travel agent calls again: he has managed to work it up to an eight-day cruise. The guy agrees at once! and goes back to the pharmacy to ask for three more Dramamine and three more condoms.

But by now the pharmacist is puzzled enough to ask: "Look, if it makes you sick, how come you keep doing it?"

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