Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Thursday, March 23

What happens when you fall in love with ...

A chef? You get buttered up.
A chauffeur? You get taken for a ride.
A gambler? You get cheated on.
A telephone operator? You are given a phone-y line.
A trash collector? You are dumped.
A clockmaker? You are two-timed.
A pastry cook? You will be desserted.
A shoe salesman? You are walked on.
An elevator operator? You will be let down.
An artist? You get the brush (off).
A jogger? You get the run-around.


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