Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Thursday, March 9

You might be a high-tech redneck if ...

  • Your e-mail address ends in ""
  • You connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page".
  • If the bumper sticker on your truck says, "My other computer is a laptop".
  • Your laptop has a sticker that says, "Protected by Smith and Wesson".
  • You have ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone.
  • Your computer is worth more than all your cars combined.
  • You wire your network with jumper cables.
  • Your wife said either she or the computer had to go, and you still don't miss her.
  • You have ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your drink on.
  • You ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy".
  • Three Words: Daisy Duke Screensaver.
  • You start all your e-mails with the words, "Howdy y'all."
  • Your spellchecker knows words like, "Y'all", "Yonder", and "Reckon."
  • Your cars sit in the yard because your garage is full of dead CPUs, printers, modems and monitors.
  • Your belt buckle is made from a dead 3.5" hard drive.
  • You ever felt you had to move your computer desk so it didn't block the velvet picture of Elvis.
  • Yer mouse keeps knocking over yer spitcan.
  • Smith & Wesson ... the original point 'n click interface.
  • When your friends comment on your "nice boots" and you say, "Yeah, thanks. It is my spiffy, new Phoenix BIOS."
  • When your wife catches you again with your "Farm Animals of the Orient" CD-ROM.
  • When you order your new pickup truck with a gunrack and PCMCIA sockets.
  • Your PC Games collection consists of nothing but Bass Fishing tournament games.
  • You only buy from GateWay, because the cow-colored boxes are a hoot.


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