Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Sunday, April 9

Are you ready to find Jesus?

A drunk happens to stumble upon a Sunday baptismal service, down by the river. Pretty soon he finds himself among the believers, and then next to the minister himself; who asks the drunk: "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?"

"Yep, preacher," says the drunk, "I sure am."

So the minister dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up. "Have you found Jesus?" asks the preacher, and the drunk tells him no. So the preacher dunks him again, this time for quite a bit longer, and again when he brings him up he asks: "Have you found Jesus?" And again the drunk tells him no. So the preacher, starting to get just a little upset, holds the drunk underwater for at least half a minute this time, and again when he brings him out of the water the preacher asks: "Have you found Jesus yet?"

The drunk wipes his streaming hair out of his streaming eyes: "Are you sure that this is where he fell in?"


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