Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Saturday, April 15

Blissfully driving along the highway

Suddenly he sees the Easter bunny hopping across the road. He hits the brakes and swerves but it is too late. The basket of eggs goes flying all over the place. Candy, too. The driver jumps out all in a panic to try to help but there is nothing to be done: the Easter bunny is dead.

A woman, driving down the same highway a little later, sees the man crying on the side of the road; so she pulls over and asks what is wrong. "I feel terrible," he explains, showing her: "I accidentally hit and killed the Easter bunny."

But the woman tells him not to worry, she knows exactly what to do. She goes over to her car trunk and pulls out a spray can. Then she walks over to the limp, dead bunny, and sprays it with the entire contents of the can.

Miraculously the Easter bunny comes back to life. Jumps up. Picks up the spilled eggs and candy, waves its paw at the two humans, and hops on down the road. A few metres away it stops, turns around, waves, and hops down the road again ... another few metres, before it stops, turns, waves, hops another few metres ... again ... and again ... and again ...

The man is astonished: "What in heaven's name is in your spray can?"

She turns it around so that he can see the label:

Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave.

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