Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Tuesday, April 11

Emergency stress relief

After a husband's annual physical check-up, his wife is called into the doctor's office. The doctor explains that the husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress: "If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to work. And for dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as this could further his stress. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie and giving him plenty of backrubs. Encourage him to watch some type of team sporting event on television. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health."

On the way home, the husband asks his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"You are going to die."

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