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Wednesday, April 5

Fourteen signs the company you work for is going under

  • They start paying everyone in sea shells.
  • The company president is now driving a Ford Escort.
  • The company softball team is converted to a chess club.
  • The conference room has been turned into a chinchilla farm.
  • Dr. Kevorkian is hired as an "Outplacement Coordinator".
  • The Dairy Queen on the corner is threatening a hostile takeover.
  • The beer supplied by the company at picnics is in unlabelled cans.
  • Your boss casually asks you if you know anything about starting fires.
  • When you say, "See you tomorrow," the watchman laughs uncontrollably.
  • People keep saying "Remember, folks, we are not downsizing, we are rightsizing!"
  • The women are suddenly very friendly with the dorky personnel manager.
  • The chairman walks by your desk and says, "Hey, Hey! Easy on the staples!"
  • The annual company holiday bash is moved from the Sheraton to the local Taco Bell.
  • Your CEO has a dartboard marked with all existing departments in the company.

5 Comments:

Blogger Da Katz & Reni said...

This is a great list...

Thanks for the laugh.

And how did you get that make a donation thingy???

I could use one... I really am an out of work comedian/street performer... getting ready to go to law school(Maybe).

Reni ^..^

5:04 PM  
Blogger Tenebris said...

Glad it gave a lift to your day :) As to your question, unless you live in the United States, the Amazon honour system is out of bounds: but PayPal has some options.

Good luck with your future plans!

6:00 PM  
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Blogger SAMUEL ALEX said...

Hi Admin your all points about signs company are very good points. I'll keep in mind all the points from now..

4:58 PM  

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