Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Wednesday, April 26

Job description

A first-grade teacher had asked his pupils what their parents did for a living. Pupil after pupil gave the expected answers, construction workers and secretaries and military and mailmen and taxi drivers and doctors; until young Billy proudly stood up and announced: "My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse."

Aghast, the teacher decided to pay a visit to Billy's father that very day. When he repeated what Billy had said in school, the father explained: "I am actually a system programmer specialising in TCP/IP communication protocol on UNIX systems. How can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?"

2 Comments:

Blogger The Flamingo said...

Hah! Very funny stuff. I love the blog. Once in a while, reading all the serious posts on politics and religion gets a little dreary. It is nice to have a place to go for a light-hearted joke. I try to put some satire in my blog, come check it out if you get a chance.
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9:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love your name!

10:43 PM  

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