Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Saturday, April 8

Mink

A man and a woman walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive fur store. The man instructs the shop owner: "Show the lady your finest mink!" The shop owner first shows a wrap, then a jacket, and finally he goes into the back and brings out a flawless full-length coat. She tries it on in delight, while the furrier discreetly whispers to the man, "Ah, sir, that particular fur goes for $65,000."

"No problem!" exclaims the man. "I will write you a cheque!"

"Very good, sir. Today is Saturday. You may come by on Monday to pick up the coat, after the cheque has cleared." And on that happy note the man and woman leave.

On Monday, the fellow returns -- and the store owner is positively outraged to see him: "How dare you show your face in here? There was not a single penny in your chequing account!"

But the guy just can't stop grinning: "I just had to come by, to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life!"

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