Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Tuesday, April 25

Missing:

A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbour to report a missing husband. The policeman asked for a description. She said: "35 years old, 6 foot 4, dark eyes, dark wavy hair, athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."

"Uhm," protested the neighbour, "your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, balding, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."

"Yeah, but who wants him back?"

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