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Thursday, April 27

Murphy's laws of computing

  • When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
  • When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it is probably obsolete.
  • The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.
  • When the going gets tough, upgrade.
  • For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
  • He who laughs last probably made a back-up.
  • A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
  • The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
  • A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.


Blogger Little Mama Dukes said...

That's prolly me...
"When I get to the point where I finally understand my computer I bet it will be obsolete."

I just learned something new the other day and it's been right in front of my face for over a year -duh!

8:41 PM  

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