Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Thursday, April 13

The rules

After the wedding, the new husband lays down the rules: "I will be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want; and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I will go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you be giving me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride shakes her head. "No, all that is fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night -- whether you are here or not."


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