Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Wednesday, April 5

Seeking information

A son asked his father, "Dad, where did I come from?"

"The stork brought you, Jimmy."

"So where did you come from?"

"The stork brought me too, Jimmy."

"What about Grandpa?"

Tightly, in that tone that says the subject is closed: "The stork brought him too, Jimmy."

Next day in school, the son begins his presentation: "It is a well-known fact that there have been no normal sexual relations in our family for three generations."


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