Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Monday, April 10

What is wished for

An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her relationship with her husband, who is having the common issues older men encounter. The doctor recommends Viagra, she shakes her head: her husband won't even take aspirin for a headache. Not a problem, says the doctor: she could just drop it in his coffee and he would never even taste it. "Come back in a week, let me know how it worked."

A week later she returns to the doctor as instructed, but when he inquires as to how things went: "Just terrible," she says.

"Why, what happened?"

"Well, I did as you advised and slipped the Viagra into his coffee. The effect was immediate. Right there and then, he got so passionate, ripping my clothing off, sweeping the cutlery off the table and everything, just terrible ..."

"Uhm," says the doctor, trying to think how to phrase this delicately, "was it not ... good?"

"Oh no, doctor, it was the best I have had in 25 years! ... but I will never be able to show my face in McDonald's again."


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