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Tuesday, April 4

When all one has is a hammer?

Three men were hiking through a forest when they come upon a large, raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prays, "God, please give me the strength to cross this river." With that he plunges into the river, striking out strongly against the strong current. Finally, two hours later, he is able to drag himself, successful but utterly exhausted, upon the opposite shore.

This gives the second man hope, but he thinks he can do it better: "God, please give me the strength and the tools to cross this river." Just then his eye alights on a small rowboat on his side of the river. After an hour of hard rowing, he is able -- just -- to get himself across.

The third man considers the outcomes of the two before him, and finally prays: "God, please give me the strength, the tools, and the intelligence to cross this stream" ... and promptly finds himself turned into a woman. She checks the map, hikes a hundred metres upstream, and walks across the bridge.

1 Comments:

Blogger Da Katz & Reni said...

Yes... and that is why England has a Queen. (lol)

But any smart Jew will tell you...

FIND THE BLOOMIN BRIDGE...

G-d must have given somebody some brainz somewherez...

5:11 PM  

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