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Thursday, May 4

Comparing drug dealers and software marketers

Drug dealer: "The first one is free."
Software marketer: "Download a free trial version."

Drug dealers: Have important south Asia connections.
Software marketers: Have important south Asia connections.

Drug dealers: Have arcane jargon such as "stick", "rock", "dime bag".
Software marketers: Have arcane jargon such as "TCP/IP", "XML", "Java", "SQL".

Drug dealers: Recognise that there is a ton of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
Software marketers: Recognise that there is a ton of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.

Drug dealers: Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, more potent mixes.
Software marketers: Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, faster machines.

Drug dealers: Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers.
Software marketers: Often seen in the company of investment bankers and venture capitalists.

Drug dealers: Their products cause unhealthy addictions.
Software marketers: DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem 3D. Enough said.

Drug dealers: Do your job well and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you.
Software marketers: Damn! Damn! DAMN!

2 Comments:

Blogger NYC TAXI SHOTS said...

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5:20 PM  
Blogger rick said...

LOL! thats a good comparison, but some of those things are a bit harsh on software dealers cuz if noone made software we would turn on our computers and we would just see a blank screen, and thats all, so be thankful. I like the comparison of addictions and stuff though, but I dont understand the damn, DAMN! part o.o?

Good job, did you make that urself? funny!! X3

9:54 PM  

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