Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Saturday, May 27

Fore!

The golfer hooked his shot over a hill and onto the next fairway, far out of sight. When he finally found his ball, he noticed a man lying on the ground, moaning and groaning in pain. Wincing, the man said, "I am an attorney. This is going to cost you $5000."

"Gosh, I am sorry, I'm truly sorry," said the golfer. "I did yell 'fore'."

"I'll take it!"

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