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Monday, May 15

How programmers do it

  • Programmers do it byte by byte.
  • Programmers do it with bytes and nibbles.
  • Programmers try to do it again and again.
  • Programmers do it with acronyms.
  • Programmers do it by computer simulation.
  • Programmers do it according to the specifications.
  • Programmers do it over and over until they get it right.
  • Ada programmers do it by committee.
  • ALGOL 68 programmers do it od.
  • APL programmers do it in a line.
  • Assembler programmers do it a bit at a time.
  • C++ programmers do it with class.
  • Fortran programmers do it with double precision.
  • LISP (programmers (do (it (with (parentheses))))).
  • Logo programmers do it for an educational experience.
  • Prolog programmers do it artificially.
  • Smalltalk programmers have more methods.
  • System programmers do it with interrupts.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Federico said...

Interesting very interesting....

:-)

11:50 PM  
Blogger Noblese said...

Very to the point!

4:52 PM  

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