Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Tuesday, May 9

Most impressed

When the delegate returned to her hotel in Scotland after a dinner for visiting Members of Parliament from London had ended, she asked her friend, the town clerk, how the evening had gone. He said the town's officials had been impressed with the scope of knowledge exhibited by all the visitors, and with one person in particular, on whom questions had gradually focused. Not recognising this oracle, the town clerk had introduced himself, saying, "You seem extraordinarily well informed, sir. What constituency do you represent?"

Replied the oracle: "Oh, I am not one of the MPs. I am the bus driver who brought them."


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