Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Thursday, May 11

Too much knowledge

The new supercomputer was said to have access to every fact in the world, so a skeptical man asked it, "Where is my father?"

The computer whirred for a few seconds, then printed out on the screen:

Your father is fishing in Michigan.

"Aha!" said the skeptical man triumphantly. "I knew this was nonsense. I will have you know that my father has been dead for twenty years."

No. Your mother's husband has been dead for twenty years. Your father just landed a three-pound trout.


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