Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Saturday, June 17

Blondes and helicopters

A blonde pilot decided she wanted to learn how to fly a helicopter. She went to the airport, but the only helicopter available was a small solo machine. Still, since she already had a small-airplane licence, the instructor figured he could let her go up alone, and he could instruct her by radio.

So up she went. She reached 100 feet, 200 feet. The instructor was able to maintain good contact by radio. Everything was going smoothly.

-- But at 300 feet the helicopter suddenly stalled, then came down quickly in the way that heavy things do. After skimming the top of some trees, it crash-landed in the woods. Who knows how, but by the time the instructor had rushed over to the site, the blonde had pulled herself out of the tangled mess and was walking away, unharmed.

"What happened?!" asked the instructor. "All was going so well until you reached 300 feet. What changed?"

"Well," said the blonde, "I got cold. So I turned off the ceiling fan."


Anonymous Anonymous said...

U actually put up a joke everyday??
keep it up!!

3:53 PM  

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