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Friday, June 2

Castro's Army

A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba when a man with a large black beard walks in, goes to the bar, and orders a shot of whiskey. The bartender serves him, the man tosses back the whiskey and is about to leave. "Hey," says the bartender, "aren't you going to pay for that?"

"Excuse me," says the man, "Castro's Army." So the bartender nods and the man leaves.

A few minutes later another man with a large black beard walks in, goes to the bar, and orders a shot of whiskey. The bartender serves him, the man tosses back the whiskey and is about to leave. Once again: "Hey, aren't you going to pay for that?"

And once again: "Excuse me, Castro's Army." So the bartender nods and the man leaves.

Hmmm, thinks the Scot, and then places idea into practice by walking up to the bar and ordering a shot of whiskey. The bartender serves him, the Scot tosses back the whiskey and is about to leave. "Hey," says the bartender a third time, "aren't you going to pay for that?"

"Excuse me," says the Scotsman, "Castro's Army."

"So where is your big black beard?"

Thinking quickly, the Scotsman lifts his kilt: "Secret Service."

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