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Monday, June 5

For sale: amateur astronomer

One middle-aged amateur astronomer for sale.
  • Knows his way around night sky fairly well.
  • familiar with most astro equipment.
  • Capable of setting up scopes himself and making simple repairs.
  • Can drive to dark sky site without supervision. Good driving record.
  • House-broke. Has own tooth brush and own teeth.
  • Able to feed and dress himself, not picky about food or clothing styles.
  • Will bathe whenever he is told to do so.
  • Likes animals, doesn't get along with kids.
  • Can stay in back room with small electric heater or large dog.
Limited time offer, buy now and keep your expensive telescopes from gathering dust.


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