Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Saturday, June 24

A good deal

A man sees a sign in the window of a travel agency:

CRUISES - $100

Liking a good deal as much as the next person, he goes into the agency and hands the guy $100. The travel agent then whacks him over the head with a baseball bat and throws him in the river.

Half an hour later, another man sees the sign and pays the guy $100. The travel agent then whacks him with the baseball bat and throws him in the river.

As the two men are floating down the river together the first man asks, "Do you think they will serve any food on this cruise?"

Says the second man, "I don't think so. They didn't do it last year."

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