Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Wednesday, June 21

Good news and bad news

"Please tell me," he begged the fortune teller, "are there golf courses in heaven?"

She stared into her crystal ball a long time. Finally, she utters those nine immortal words: "I have good news, and I have bad news."

"What is the good news?"

She smiles wistfully: "The golf courses in heaven are beautiful beyond anything you can imagine."

"Wonderful! But what is the bad news?"

"You will be teeing off at 7:30 tomorrow morning."

2 Comments:

Blogger She who just needs a nap said...

Just stopped by your blog...thanks for the laugh....it's one of those days:)

3:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

morbid beyond belief...

12:11 AM  

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