Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Friday, June 23

How to drive people crazy

Courtesy of
  • At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
  • Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
  • Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
  • Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".
  • Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
  • In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".
  • Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
  • Dont use any punctuation
  • As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
  • Order diet water with a straight face whenever you go out to eat.
  • Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
  • Sing along at the opera.
  • Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. (Mine do ...)
  • Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
  • Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you are not in the mood.
  • Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "Rock Bottom".
  • When the money comes out the ATM, scream: "I won! I won!"
  • When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling: "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
  • Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
  • And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity ... Forward this post to someone to make them smile. (It is called therapy.)


Blogger Eddddie said...

haha! When I read this I actually laughed out loud during work, darn you for making me draw attention to myself while pretending to work. :P

8:31 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

these are great.

9:00 PM  
Blogger Mrs. B. Roth said...

I so appreciate this blog - wish mine was as entertaining! Perhaps if I just copy and paste a bit .. mmm yes, soon mine will be entertaining too ;)

4:15 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home