Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Monday, June 12

In a hurry

He rushes into a bar, orders four expensive 30-year-old single malts, has the bartender line them up in front of him. Without pausing, he quickly slams back each one. The bartender raises his eyebrows: "You seem to be in quite a hurry!"

"You would be too if you had what I have."

"What do you have?" asked the bartender sympathetically.

"Fifty cents."

3 Comments:

Anonymous Jeff said...

That made me smile...thanks

6:08 PM  
Blogger Zebigleb said...

Thanx for this smile
I'll come back for a daily therapy

6:13 PM  
Blogger Bill said...

I like it. The tackiest ones are always the best.

8:43 PM  

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