Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Tuesday, June 13

Ingenuity

While her farmer husband is in jail, his wife is trying to hold the farm together. She is not very good at it, so she writes a letter to him in jail: "Dear sweetheart, I want to plant the potatoes. When is the best time to do it?"

The farmer writes back: "Honey, don't go near that field. That is where all my guns are buried."

But, because he is in jail, all of the farmer's mail is censored. So when the sheriff and his deputies read this, they all run out to the farm and dig up the entire potato field looking for guns. After two full days of digging, they don't find one single weapon.

The farmer then writes to his wife: "Honey, now is when you should plant the potatoes."

2 Comments:

Blogger Annie said...

Thank you for the smile.

6:36 PM  
Blogger Tenebris said...

Glad you liked! :)

10:35 PM  

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