Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Monday, June 26

A la carte

A man goes into a deli shop, takes a seat at the lunch counter, and orders a corned beef sandwich. The waiter apologises, but corned beef sandwich is not on the menu. "But," says the waiter, "I can give you a sandwich with corned beef in it, like our Midnight Special."

"What is a Midnight Special?"

"Triple decker with corned beef, ham, bologna, tomato, lettuce, onion, pickle, and mayonnaise, on toasted raisin bread."

"Could you just place a piece of corned beef between two slices of white bread and serve it to me on a plate?"

"Why, sure!" says the waiter. Then, turning to the cook: "One Midnight Special! Make it one deck, hold the ham, bologna, tomato, lettuce, onion, pickle, and mayonnaise, and make the raisin bread white, untoasted!"

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