Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Thursday, June 8

On their wedding night

A marketing manager had been joined in marriage to a woman who had been married eight times before ... and on their wedding night, he discovered that she was still a virgin. She explained it thus:
  • My first husband was a sales representative who spent our entire marriage telling me, in grandiose terms, "It's gonna be great!"
  • My second husband was from software services; he was never quite sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he would send me the documentation.
  • My third husband was an accountant. He told me he knew how, but he just was not sure whether or not it was his job.
  • My fourth husband was a teacher. He explained that those who can, do; those who can't, teach.
  • My fifth husband was an engineer. He told me that he understood the basic process, but needed three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
  • My sixth husband was a psychiatrist and all he ever wanted to do was talk about it.
  • My seventh husband was a help-desk coordinator and he kept teaching me how to do it myself.
  • My eighth husband was in technical support. He kept saying, "Don't worry, it will be up any minute now."
Smiling, she looked expectantly at her new husband, the marketing manager. The husband shook his head: "I know I have the product. I am just not sure how to position it."


Anonymous Anonymous said...

and the next one will be a doctor: "I cure the problems with it, but myself I don't have any". So maybe then something will happen? Well, very unlikely ;) to stay virgin after eight marriages? There must be some problems in woman herself

5:58 PM  
Blogger Scorpicus said...

Well, mission accomplished I smiled - grinned even!!

Hilarious joke! :):):):)

8:30 PM  

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