Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Tuesday, June 6

Pithy (west) Texas sayings

  • Fool me once ... shame on ... shame on you ... get fooled, won't get fooled again.
  • A fool and his money is the roots of all evil.
  • Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach him phonics and he's hooked on them.
  • Children should be seen by social services and not heard from again.
  • He who laughs last needs to be reminded who's tellin' the joke.
  • Patriotism is the last refuge of scoundrels, so I'm directing Gale Norton to dedicate all available resources of the Department of the Interior to preserve this refuge and maintain this important species.
  • Life is like a box of chocolates, those on the bottom get crushed.
  • Keep your friends close ... and your enemies on the CIA payroll.
  • Time waits, for no man is an island ... except Gilligan, no, wait, he wasn't an island either.
  • The price of freedom is ... about $27 a barrel.
  • Never put off 'til tomorrow what your dad didn't do eleven years ago.


Blogger Humour and last laugh said...

interesting sayings.

3:08 AM  
Blogger Tenebris said...

*laugh* do you ever feel slightly outnumbered, on the Internet? I don't often see someone swing by from your apex of the world.

3:22 AM  

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