Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Wednesday, June 21

Whatever you say

Two businessmen went into a diner at lunchtime. They ordered two coffees, then pulled out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. Seeing this, the manager of the diner became quite irate. Marching over to the two men, he told them sharply: "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!"

The two men looked at each other, shrugged, and exchanged sandwiches.


Blogger moonpunter said...


2:56 PM  
Blogger nameless_one said...

Bookmarked Blog ^^ Seems fun.

6:06 PM  
Blogger Eddddie said...

hehe. Smile of the day...great idea :)

7:32 PM  
Blogger Anonymous Assclown said...

I heard that joke before, but with a different punchlime -
Instead of trading sandwiches, the two patrons pull out guns. The manager then disarms them and kills both of them. It turns out the diner manager is an ex-mobster on the run from his mob boss brother.
Oh, and his son gets beat up at school a lot.

7:34 PM  
Blogger moxyart said...

lmao...i'm still cracking up -
thanks for making me smile...

8:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great blog! Thanks for the multiple smiles.

8:48 PM  
Blogger Yasser said...

anonymous coward, i have heard that joke before too only it is a major motion picture now

9:47 PM  
Blogger Steve Vernon said...

Heh. I'm remembering a time that a buddy and I walked into a bar with a full-sized bag of potato chips. We wanted something crunchy to go with our beer and didn't want to shell out for those nine year old chip bags they keep behind the bar.

"I'm sorry," The waitress said. "Our insurance doesn't allow us to allow our customers to bring their own chips into the bar."

"Not to worry," I assured her. "My buddy and I have been eating chips for years, and we've yet to choke on one."

Not the funniest comeback, but I still find the whole concept of not being able to eat what you want to damned funny.

11:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

good idea to be tested in real life ;)

9:32 PM  
Blogger Cece said...

Love it! I'm tottally gonna bookmark this blog.

9:41 PM  

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