Smile of the Day

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Thursday, June 1

You might be a computer programmer if ...

  • You lust for O'Reilly books.
  • You know that "goto considered harmful".
  • You are looking for the "else" at the end of this joke.
  • You believe that making a wrong program worse is no sin.
  • Every combination of three letters is a meaningful acronym for you.
  • When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D ...".
  • You can remember seventeen computer passwords but not your anniversary.
  • You start laughing hysterically when the topic of computer reliability is brought up.
  • You go to balance your checkbook and discover that you are doing the math in hexadecimal.
  • The language you are best speaking is English, but the language you are best writing is Java.
  • On vacation, you are reading a computer manual and turning the pages faster than everyone else who is reading John Grisham novels.

2 Comments:

Blogger Michael Walton said...

pretty funny, but did you just copy it off of another site?

7:47 PM  
Blogger Tenebris said...

Not original, also original author(s) unknown. This one I partly re-wrote -- most things here I have partly or mostly re-written -- and dropped the dated reference to y2k.

8:32 PM  

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