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Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Thursday, July 13

Big words

Every day a rabbit goes into a butcher's store and asks if the butcher has any lettuce. Every day the butcher gets more and more annoyed, pointing out he sells meat, not lettuce. After a week the butcher has had enough: "Look, if you come in here and ask me for lettuce one more time, I will nail your big ears to the floor."

The very next day the rabbit returns. Before the butcher can tell the rabbit to leave, the rabbit asks: "Do you have any nails?"

"Er, no."

"In that case, do you have any lettuce?"


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