Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Monday, July 31

Customer satisfaction

A diner was making a serious nuisance of himself at a restaurant. First (complaining that it was hot) he would ask that the air conditioning be turned up, then (complaining that he was cold) he would demand that it be turned down: and so on, and so on for at least an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient with all these contradictory requests, walking back and forth, never once getting angry. Awed, a second customer wondered why the waiter didn't just throw out the pest.

"Oh, I really don't care or mind," answered the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."

4 Comments:

Blogger Jeremy said...

THat is one of the STuPIDEST jokes I have ever read. Kudos to you for taking away 30 seconds of my life...

11:04 PM  
Blogger Tenebris said...

Because, of course, before you ran into this blog you were spending your life oh so profitably ... "random next blog", was it?

11:08 PM  
Blogger JB said...

That's very sharp!! Congratulations & keep posting!!

5:25 PM  
Blogger AA said...

I am not sure about Jeremy but I have you book marked and I visit it everyday. I'm in grad school and I actually laugh out loud in the lab atleast once a day. Its relaxing and is a good break. Keep it up.

AA.

9:13 PM  

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