Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Sunday, July 9

Good news and bad news

The Pope calls an urgent synod of all the cardinals: " Our Lord and Saviour has returned to earth for the long-awaited Second Coming, and the day of judgement is at hand."

He pauses for a moment to let the news sink in, and then for the celebration to abate slightly, and then adds: "One problem. The information has reached us from Salt Lake City."


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