Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Tuesday, July 18

How high?

A kangaroo kept escaping from his enclosure at the zoo. Taking into account that Skippy could jump pretty high, the zoo officials decided to put in a ten-foot fence -- but he was out again the next morning. The fence was raised to 20 feet. Again the kangaroo escaped. When the fence reached 40 feet, the camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo: "How high do you think they will go?"

"Oh," says the kangaroo casually, "probably about a thousand feet, unless somebody starts locking the gate at night."


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