Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Friday, July 21

In the scheme of things

A man calls the fire department: "I have just had my front yard landscaped, I have a nice new flower bed, a new koi pond with a waterfall, and a new rose garden."

"Very nice," says the firefighter on call, "but what does that have to do with the fire service?"

"Well, the house next door is on fire and I don't want you to trample my front yard."


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