Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Friday, July 14

Paid in full

The sales clerk's hand was bandaged when the store manager returned from lunch. Before the manager could ask, the clerk said he had some very good news: "Guess what? I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we have had so long!"

"You mean that repulsive pink and blue double-breasted thing?" exclaimed the manager. "Great! I didn't think we would ever get rid of that monstrosity. That had to be the ugliest suit the company ever sent us. ... By the way, why is your hand bandaged?"

"Oh," said the clerk, "after I sold the guy that suit, his guide dog bit me."


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