Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Wednesday, July 12

Penelope

A knight was summoned to the Crusades. While he was gone, he decided his wife should wear a chastity belt. He locked her up and gave the key to his best friend, saying: "If I am not back in four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life."

Off went the knight on his horse. A half-hour later, he sees a cloud of dust in the distance behind him. He waits until it gets closer, and now he can make out his best friend, galloping desperately to catch up. "What is wrong?" he asks.

"You fool!" gasps the friend. "You gave me the wrong key!"

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