Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Thursday, July 27

Pick-up lines to use on mathematics chicks

  • You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
  • Are you a differentiable function? Because I would like to be tangent to your curves!
  • You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
  • My love for you is a monotonic increasing function of time.
  • Wanna come back to my room and see my copy of Euclid's Elements?
  • I am equivalent to the empty set when you are not with me.


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